Let’s face it. Going ain’t glamorous.
And neither is needing to—sometimes for days on end—but not being able to.
Fortunately, for its lack of grace, indigestion is something we can all relate to, and never wish on our worst enemy. If people of all walks of life sat at one table, be they Instagram influencers or weary commuters, they would all certainly raise a glass to never having to experience a clogged gut ever again.
For over a century, Metamucil has been America’s go-to remedy for this albeit unifying ailment. When dissolved, its signature yellow-orange tint is not unlike that of a mimosa, making this otherwise unseemly concoction the perfect cocktail for the most dignified of toasts: the Laxa-Toast.
Glued to your phone while waiting for the train? Actually paying attention to the road while driving?
The Laxa-Toast is but a verbal ode to a clean gut. Hear any of these digestive dedications between songs while streaming your favorite music or podcasts or, of course, on the airwaves.